Unless you lob it off, you ain’t committed, darling.

So this blog was taken down on Medium. It is not hate it is not against any gender, it is a serious look at the issue with a bit of added pizazz and fun! So chill! This is a message to all men, transitioning and breaking all the records that women have fought hard for. So if you do not like it, don’t read it!

Let’s commit guys!

There are people with penises and people without. There are people with vaginas and people without. Let’s face those two utterly stupid and undeniable facts. Yes, some will have abnormalities with their genitals. Those are the identifiable traits, and you cannot argue it, penis and vagina. Male and female are the only two identifiable genders on this planet for humans.

Alright, it is time to call the sexes here. All this talk about transgender this, transgender that… It makes no difference what you want to be or identify as. Identify as a pickle for all I care but I am going to draw a line here. Maybe the pickle is the wrong vegetable to use. 

Unless you as a man are fully committed and willing to chop off that wiener of yours, I am not calling you she/her/female/woman/girl or whatever else you wish to be called.

Let’s call a spade a spade if we can.

You are and always will be a man, why? Because you were born as one.  But if you go to the length of cutting it off and watch it go in the garbage pile, I will applaud you. Until then, you are only playing a part, acting and pretending. Until then you are but an actor playing a part in your own little movie. 

Now if you are a woman and wish to be a man… Well, you are shit out of luck. Ok, not quite, if you are very well off, you can have a penis of your liking. It will not be a fully functioning one though, and ejaculation will never happen. So, yah SOL, I tell you. Unless you find or cooperate with someone who is chopping it off and wishes to sell you their appendage it will be hard/difficult for you to attain a penis.  This leads me to the next point… Yeah to the fact that… You are a woman and should probably stay as one because you ain’t got a penis. 

However, you can dress and act like a man, go for it. But use the woman’s washroom. Why? Because you do not possess a penis, so if you ain’t got it, go sit on a woman’s potty, please. Yup, the last I checked there are still only two genders no matter what operation you had.

Beating a dead horse, but…

It is arguable to say that you feel and wish to be another gender. You do not feel comfortable being a man or a woman. You are not comfortable in your skin, understandable. Sometimes I too wish I could be a bird and fly away from problems issues and topics such as this. 

Let’s face it, I honestly don’t care. It does not, I repeat it does not bother me about anyone wishing to be someone or something else. What irks me is the way it is being pushed on the “normal” people. When a transgender person, a man or woman with or without the proper parts makes a splash in the media… You are screaming in joy and happiness. Why?  It would not be a big deal if they went about their business as “normal” people. No, they need to flaunt it, look at me a man dressed as a woman, I got enough votes to be in office in the government. So, if you didn’t dress like a man or a woman this would not have been possible?

Instead, it’s a look at me, I am different and deserve special treatment because “I” made a decision to be a woman or a man…

Talk sports will you?

No one would care if you did it. However, do not make it a celebrated issue. This celebration of your migration from one gender to another is your private business. Most people do not hang out or show off their genitalia, why should I know about yours and your desires?

For the men, who are thinking they are women, give your head a shake. For the men who are pretending to be women in sports, bang your head against the wall until you knock some common sense in you. You have an unfair advantage and you know it. So quit pretending and at least make a legit step and truly commit to your cause! Lob it off my friend and I’ll support you 🙂